We used to waste hours at work perusing the photos of njguido.com, waaaaay before “Jersey Shore” ever existed (early to mid-aughts)....And then to our surprise/not surprise, we found a pic on the site with one of our co-workers. It was a glorious few months of using his photo as cannon fodder.

We need more pics of how a real person drinks a cocktail — reaching into the depths of the freezer hoping there are a few stranded cubes left in the tray, mentally sizing up how many drinks can be eked out of the last 1/3 bottle of Tito’s, grabbing a flat bottle of bodega seltzer from the fridge, and then topping it…

“Daddy says I’m the best.”

Dude. It looks like you’re floating on the dance floor because your feet just disappear. Woah. *i think it just kicked in.* Has Grooverider gone on yet?

Why travel when you can go to Westby, Wisconsin?

Yup. He got that feeling.

If only the media was tenacious with the other orange haired guy....

It’s all about leading with the head and the body follows. Kind of

Only surfed a few times. The instructor kept yelling at me for trying to “edge” a longboard. And then I fell into some coral. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. It NEVER heals.

I started doing rails when I was 30. Went to High Cascade and thought I’d figure it all out. What I figured out was that that ship sailed about 15 years ago. Wish I could do it all again, bmx, snowboarding, and skating, alas I’m a 40 year old office drone and I can’t afford a popped shoulder....ahhhhh, glory days.

I’m no Shaun White, but I did some half pipe back in the day-what you don’t see or hear about in this case is that you land square on your asshole with these backside type falls. The only way to describe it is that you feel like you need to shit your pants instantaneously. It’s the WORST feeling.

GTR proto brah. It was on an old school rotating platform in Ginza-I believe it was a Nissan show room.

This reminds me of how the poor kids (me) used to get the yellow hot lunch cards, and the families that paid their own way got the regular white cards. Likewise, under this plan now we will be able to see come trash day which of our neighbors are “on the dole” to add yet another layer of humiliation. These…

I voluntarily wore ties to school in 3rd grade because of Alex Keaton. This w was a public school without any type of uniform requirement.

Meh, +1 sideways thumb

Ha. Sat next to that dude in high school choir for 3 years.

There’s a pretty big re-release of all Jordan III’s right now with the anniversary of the free throw line dunk competition. The “Tinker/JT” shoes are part of that release -- I did a few quick searches and so far all seem to be going for over a $1000, so apparently there is some demand, it’s just not because of Justin.

Understatement of the article: “a few clubs around the area”...My wallet was lightened by 1,000,000 Yen just by reading the comment.

No need to badger the guy....

How many people are going to show up for this ruptured ACL lottery?