Man, if you just add in a “Folks,” to start that sentence “many of our veterans still call her Hanoi Jan” -- and you got yourself a Trump rally just kicking into second gear. 

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“Yeah, yeah, don’t worry. Mr. Karolyi will be by to pick her up when she arrives at the airport.”

Hehe, hehe, you said “Harry Potter”...hehe hehe...

Jesus Christ. Imagine if every USA Basketball Olympian from Christian Laettner to Kobe Jordan to Steph Curry came out and was like Mike Krzlewslzkky (I know I know, humor me) molested me during my time on the team, and then multiplied that by 5. Fucking A.

Not so humble brag. I DJed for some time back in the day in NYC...nothing big just small clubs and bars. My greatest nite was when JERU THE DAMAJA came into my spot and was like “yo you’re Waybackredblklumberjack—you got any of my records in your crates?”

I have a friend who went to military school and he tells the story of a dude on his floor who shit with the door open and mean mug people as they walked by and DNGAF.

Used to steal beer and liquor from that same Woodman’s back in high school...Old Style Light 30 packs FTW.

Only one thing to do here...

Badger Bus!

Fucking Van Galder. The Chinatown bus of central Wisconsin.

Read that as “F them,” which made comment much more badass.

Cave man reference (caveman?!? cave-man??)

Not sure where you are going here. Budget lunch in midtown, goes for maybe $7-$12?   I am just saying cut down on daily (coffee/food) expenses and maybe spend more on transpo. Worth it for me to ride in a suburban/highlander with cell/wifi access, daylight and a view, and pick up basically door to door. Again, it’s…

I know it’s not for everyone, but I gave up on the subway 6 months ago for one of the rideshares. Cut out the morning coffee, eat a budget lunch, and it is [almost] a push after you subtract out roundtrip subway fare. I am in a much better head place since I made the switch and I get back 30-45 minutes on my day.

“COCKS” was top three as well.

Yup, “frat hat” is the moniker we always used for the super cranked brim hats — the best example being the white “U MASS” hat altered to say “U ASS.”

Seriously -- the tow fail was fucking baffling.

Yes, don’t want to wrx it for everyone else who hasn’t seen the movie.

Bah god someone needs to do a face swap of Walton and Lonzo. They are like cro magnon brothers from another mother.