Redneck? My fucking dad chews tobacco in restaurants - I used to hop freight trains to get between my divorced parents houses in different cities. Pretty familiar with the topic.

Oh I understand where I live. Be careful about talking too firm with the kids hanging around in front of my building and try to keep contact with the group of 8 kids dressed in red head to toe at a minimum. It’s worked for last 17 years.

Dude. I’ve lived in Brooklyn for almost 20 years now. There are no HOA’s.

Well, yes “deep NYC” is a dumb term, but trying to curb giving too much info in comments sections. Rhymes with Hed-Buy.

Uhhhh yeah dude this shit is scary. Wtf neighborhood do you live in? I live in deep NYC and I never think about what penetrates or stops an attacker or whatever the hell you are talking about. Jesus Christ, get a grip.

Yeah man, it’s like New Jack City up in here. Wtf are you talking about Grandpa Racist?

Her hair does NOT get a motherfucking pass.

Shit, stepped on this comment before reading whole thread.

Hey now, it’s not the feminism thing -- Lord Maul 187 is simply too intelligent for these dumbed-down cliched movies.

From Wisconsin, and UW grad. Just wanted to comment about some of the really shitty takes about Wisconsin in this thread. Jesus Christ, there are some serious Wisco haters out there.

That commercial ticks EVERY. FUCKING. BOX. I hate Apple Barb.

See also, Trump, Ivanka.

As someone who has been in that position -- dude, just shave it clean with a “1" or no guard. Seriously. You will look younger.

 Herm appreciates the suggestion, but here at ASU he is going to start small, with the Bike shorts.

Herm Edwards is going to bring back the Wing-T, Herschel walker shoulder pads, turf shoes, cowboy collars, and the face mask with a bar down the middle.

Agreed 110%. People say “New York Pizza” as if every pizzeria in NYC is a DiFara’s/Emily, Grimaldi’s/Patsy’s/Pauly Gee, or whatever pizza is the hot shit of the moment (minus the old guard stalwarts).

My bad. My sister learned to drive on the “vette,” but I was younger so I learned to drive on a “Back to the Future” era Toyota truck. Can’t tell you how many times I dumped the clutch and that truck became a Japanese bucking bronco. The Omni met its fate on a guard rail along a midwest county road.

Are you my sister? We had same cars, same colors.

Evil Tony Dungy is back.

Gated community card reader dude.