From Wisconsin, and UW grad. Just wanted to comment about some of the really shitty takes about Wisconsin in this thread. Jesus Christ, there are some serious Wisco haters out there.

That commercial ticks EVERY. FUCKING. BOX. I hate Apple Barb.

See also, Trump, Ivanka.

As someone who has been in that position -- dude, just shave it clean with a “1" or no guard. Seriously. You will look younger.

 Herm appreciates the suggestion, but here at ASU he is going to start small, with the Bike shorts.

Herm Edwards is going to bring back the Wing-T, Herschel walker shoulder pads, turf shoes, cowboy collars, and the face mask with a bar down the middle.

Agreed 110%. People say “New York Pizza” as if every pizzeria in NYC is a DiFara’s/Emily, Grimaldi’s/Patsy’s/Pauly Gee, or whatever pizza is the hot shit of the moment (minus the old guard stalwarts).

My bad. My sister learned to drive on the “vette,” but I was younger so I learned to drive on a “Back to the Future” era Toyota truck. Can’t tell you how many times I dumped the clutch and that truck became a Japanese bucking bronco. The Omni met its fate on a guard rail along a midwest county road.

Are you my sister? We had same cars, same colors.

Evil Tony Dungy is back.

Gated community card reader dude.

This was an excellent one-two comment combo.

At this point, it could be Ira Glass...

Flacco also gets the throwback cleats award - what are those, 1990's Nike Sharks?

Interesting point. I have driven an LR Disco for the last (oh jesus) 12 years, and now when I drive a car, I must admit it is kind of a pain sitting with your ass so low to the ground when exiting. On the other hand, to get in the vehicle, the LR requires kind of a one-handed pullup with the “oh shit” handle.

This car reminds me of how all the fixie dudes started running wider tires and rims and using riser bars so they could do tricks, and lo and behold, they “reinvented” the mountain bike. Aren’t we just back at a station wagon at this point?

Is Mel on T or HGH?

No mention of MS13 or Zetas?

Seriously, I have done nothing but mentally hate on Lavar, and now I’m like “don’t stop now dude, keep pressing/trolling Trump.” This is where we are now-I’m rooting for Lavar.

Damn, you are in full troll mode.