“Gotta go see a man about a horse” is tried and true in my family.

That is a dollar well spent — either way.

This commentary is so stale. I am a former midwesterner who moved right before 9/11. Peeple have been saying this shit for the last 20 years. It’s a tired, lazy taek. You’re better than that, dude. 

This is a hot taek.

It’s interesting how “tavern” or “bar” pizza, which is common at every bowling alley in the Midwest is now having its moment in NYC.

That would be an insult to the Tomah tractor pulls.

Sang it in that weird 1920's cartoony voice version they play at EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN Yankees game.

It involves Old Style Light 30 packs, a Ford F-150 and a bunch of drunk teenagers in the bed of the truck with a million candle power spotlight “shining” into the woods looking for the reflection of deer eyes. Pray driver is sober enough not to roll said truck with people in the back! If only we were half as bright as…

Leti who?

Are you going somewhere with this? I’ve lived in Wisco, LA, Chicago, NYC, Mnpls, Vail, and Tokyo. Cities are cities -- they all have some cool stuff and some shit stuff. Get over it, dude.

Yes, Wisconsin can put 90k fans in seats for two different teams, every week. Los Angeles cannot seem to draw for its pro teams. That’s about it -- not a whole lot more than that. 

Keggers in the woods, teenage sex (leading to high school parents), ridge running, deer shining, fishing for crappies, stock car racing at La Crosse speedway (rip Dick Trickle), Tomah tractor pulls, watching the Bucks...actually scratch that last one.

GB would draw 90 no problem. Wisconsin is nutso shitso on the packers and badgers.

I hate to say it but, fuckem’ Bucky!

Jesus dude, how do you know about this shit and tap into it? I’m sitting here reading Gawker (RIP) all day. How do I get involved?

Hmmmm, let’s see...I’ll just put this one right here up on the shelf next to “climbing Mt. Everest.” Perfect.

Models aren’t the only thing being phased out.   Seems NY Times is not using any of their regular Fashion Week photographers. Not sure if it is a budgetary move or a change of direction, but this staff had been doing this gig for years.

Good god, my neighborhood was a parade of women in mom-waisted, washed out fade, cut-off JNCO jeans all weekend.

Huh, I always thought it was pronounced “Johnsonville Brats.”

I am a Packers fan and Wisconsin native. I am going to go preemptive strike and get this over with.