There is no other way.

Every single person reading this was simultaneously envisioning the Nard Dawg jumping into a cardboard refrigerator box.

Grandma got her head shaved by a Steeler

Having grown up in Wisconsin I have to say, this is a real thing. I brought my college gf (from Long Island) home to visit back in the day, and she was so appalled by the giant glasses of milk with every meal.

Podcast + Grocery shopping = a pretty enjoyable errand

Depends on your tailor and how you prefer your suit to lay. My guy scolded me once when doing some adjustments with the “hey, this thing isn’t meant for doing jumping jacks”

I am nearly 20 years into a legal career and far prefer “what’s up man?”...different folks...

Two options:

This is a good point.

My first Scrambler (I think this was first gen rubber tires):

You know he is not going to be able to resist that temptation once the Trump train gets rolling...he’ll get some claps, some ovations, then some “USA, USA” chanting, and then it’ll be “awwww fuck it, let’s pardon ol’ Joe, he’s a tremendous man, a great, great man.”

It’s a great California-Mustang take on Max’s interceptor. This was probably my fave as well.

Read that in Peter Griffin voice. *whispers* “It’s me.”

I think the Lebaron actually caused my biggest initial reaction out of all the pics. It looks fantastic and straight out of the Bueller’s front semi-circular drive.

Pretty sure I know the guy who did this....shhhh shhhh don’t tell.

Psych is back in December!

I may be in the minority here, and maybe it can be attributed to sneaking peaks at 70s playboys and my fucked up sexuality, BUT, to be totally vile...there is no bigger turn on than being with someone new and breaching that southern border and feeling a handful of wet, obviously turned on, full bush vagina — it is so…

You try to get all fancy and clean shaven for a client, and karma comes back and says “huh, clean shaven to impress, I’ll take care of that. Good luck with the blood geyser coming from your ear.”

I shave my head with clippers and then do the fine details with a razor blade. Once you hit 40, ear hairs suddenly become your strongest growers (along with Team nose hair), so occasionally you need to do an ear touch up to make sure you don’t look like Trump’s eyebrows. Trust me, my dude, you will be in this boat at…

Good god, the only cut that bleeds more/longer than a scrotum clipper nick is a razor blade nick of the top of your ear (which only ever occurs when you need to meet clients in the hotel lobby in 15 min). Painless, but an ear nick will bleed for 11 hours.