I think the Lebaron actually caused my biggest initial reaction out of all the pics. It looks fantastic and straight out of the Bueller’s front semi-circular drive.

Psych is back in December!

I may be in the minority here, and maybe it can be attributed to sneaking peaks at 70s playboys and my fucked up sexuality, BUT, to be totally vile...there is no bigger turn on than being with someone new and breaching that southern border and feeling a handful of wet, obviously turned on, full bush vagina — it is so…

You try to get all fancy and clean shaven for a client, and karma comes back and says “huh, clean shaven to impress, I’ll take care of that. Good luck with the blood geyser coming from your ear.”

I shave my head with clippers and then do the fine details with a razor blade. Once you hit 40, ear hairs suddenly become your strongest growers (along with Team nose hair), so occasionally you need to do an ear touch up to make sure you don’t look like Trump’s eyebrows. Trust me, my dude, you will be in this boat at…

Good god, the only cut that bleeds more/longer than a scrotum clipper nick is a razor blade nick of the top of your ear (which only ever occurs when you need to meet clients in the hotel lobby in 15 min). Painless, but an ear nick will bleed for 11 hours.

#teambush

Ahhhh skorts...

The name is a cross between the St. Croix, a river that runs along Wisconsin’s western border, and La Crosse, the location where it is “brewed”...La Crosse is also home to the worlds largest six pack.

So what now? Is there some kind of unwritten rule that you have to retire the handle after something like this?

President Bricktop. Same butthole mouth. Same British teeth. Someone please photoshop me those glasses on Trump and send me a t-shirt.

O’Doyle rules!

This is like when I “work from home” and respond to every email in .5 seconds to masquerade my lack of real productive output.

Say what you want, but I think he is great in “Animal Kingdom.”

This like the widowmaker version of when we would ride BMX bikes on the sidewalks and the owner would “edge” between the lawn and sidewalk. That gap had a black hole-like pull on 20 inch wheels...

...and Bob Saget would show the videos above, and the circle would begin again.

SOA AF1 starter kit:

With that kind of hijinx, it’s shaping up to be One Crazy Summer.

Jesus dude!

*shivers*