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Should have named the kid “Thirsty.”

Thought for sure this was going to be a Ricky Henderson makes it to the Hall of Fame in the first person and third person voice article.

Are these true motion lights, or does it have to be dark? I bought the strips for a closet, but the door motion was not enough to activate unless the room was pitch black.

Are these true motion lights, or does it have to be dark? I bought the strips for a closet, but the door motion was

They make this sound like the goddamned episode of The Wire when Kima and her informant are ambushed at all angles in an alley, street signs turned around, etc. Give me a break.

Yes, but this also happened:

Kind of like when we read 1984 in 7th grade. A TV that watches you? Ha, that could never happen.

How about some thoughtful city planning? The answer to every available sq ft of space in NYC should not be “luxury high rise condo.” 

*Cough* pensions fake disability claims *cough*

NFW! That is a great, grear factoid. I DJed during law school all around Wicker Park in the late 90s and “Ill Advised” was kind of the unofficial backpacker hip hop anthem for those years. We had an open mic every week at 1056 Damen that brought amazing MCs and is the best DJ/party night I have ever been part of -

Til I die!

Undressed? Dude, salad pizza exists solely as a vehicle for cheap ass Italian dressing.

Why shake when you can confiscate?

*Laughs while crop dusting himself in his own office.

I would guess that the $8M is probably a push with the tax benefits of Texas over NYC. Yay city tax for absolute shit services across the board.

Amy Schumer?!?

So this is basically the Family Guy Star Wars nod bit????

We had a party in our shitty basement apartment (aka, no windows) in college where Fred Savage ended up attending for most of the evening via a mutual friend.  He got hammered, busted some lines, smoked some bong hits and passed out in the laundry pile in my roommate’s closet. This night would thereafter be referred

In the end,