*Laughs while crop dusting himself in his own office.

I would guess that the $8M is probably a push with the tax benefits of Texas over NYC. Yay city tax for absolute shit services across the board.

Amy Schumer?!?

So this is basically the Family Guy Star Wars nod bit????

We had a party in our shitty basement apartment (aka, no windows) in college where Fred Savage ended up attending for most of the evening via a mutual friend.  He got hammered, busted some lines, smoked some bong hits and passed out in the laundry pile in my roommate’s closet. This night would thereafter be referred…

In the end,

Saw this on NY1 this morning, and Cuomo was talking about how the lights were a draw for the tourists, would be a boon because of the tourists, think of the tourists...fucking everything in this city is about goddamn tourists!

It’s not really like that. However, it is hot as hell and not really that interesting from a travel standpoint. Soo many more places to see and visit other than Sing.

Are we now that old that textbook Jackass stunts can be rolled out again as “new and edgy?” This dude should be paying royalties to Dickhouse FFS.

I wouldn’t do this to my cat.

I think Jalopnik posted one of these back in the day where things go sideways (npi) and bodies literally go flying. Nasty stuff.

Lambo.

Wish they would exercise this type of decision more often...Pretty soon we will be dealing with ATTWarnerVerizonComcastLevel 3Centurylink LLC.

Dyrdek kick-flipped a Cruz

He’s down with “GBTP.”

I was about the same age when I saw it, and even as an adult try to avoid watching so as to avoid a complete breakdown.

A friend told me that the number may not necessarily be indicative of 22 other people using that same wettbutt ID...the “23" might just be that guy’s high school football number. Of course, waybackredblklumberjack would never choose an email address using such a juvenile naming convention.

This is true.

A recent episode of 60 Minutes featuring a children’s chess club in Mississippi had 5 dudes all crying on a Sunday night when we were supposed to be on a MONSTER PARTY SKI HOUSE WEEKEND.