Yeah, nothing like making soggy fries more soggy!

Good god you guys won’t give up on a buck twenty five egg roll! Impressive!

Damn, AB Logic has nothing on these guys.

It certainly is an option, but I just feel like the insides probably won’t stand up so well to what is likely the 3rd or 4th frying of that same egg roll.

The other thing about leaving for the family vacation in the middle of the season is that inevitably whoever takes over your position for the week ends up playing out of their ass and you lose yours spot when you come back. I hated that shit. Every goddamn summer this happened.

There absolutely is no way to bring an eggroll back to life...

That’s when you call “your guy.”

“Slam-wich”

Also, dirty sevens FTW all day...all night. Just kidding.

Jesus, dude.

Well, sounds like you about covered it. On my way home right now!

Interesting how little press is given to the people that saved the day—it’s all about some white racist who was shot in the hip.

Come on now. The WORLD is very much concerned about Congressional baseball practices, the shooting only amplifies there concern.

That fucking “round-bahhl at Tuu-lahyen” comment was the icing on this farce of a hearing.

Is it safe?

Enough with the fucking coal miners already. Christ, skiing, Arbys and JC Penney?!?, all employ similar numbers. It’s not right that to be a “real American” you are expected to don a hard hat and black lung.

As someone who went through pledging and dropped out, the answer is absurd, absurd amounts of alcohol. Like chugging a full solo cup of Jim Beam in a “boat race” and then continuing with beer bongs, etc. I’m guessing everyone was super fucked up, and probably at least a handful of people on other substances.

Thanks, Kingsfan88!

Today while eating lunch in a hot as hell park in NYC, I almost gambled and lost on a simple lunch fart. I am wearing very light khakis. For the rest of lunch I tried to assess how I would get home in such a situation. Cab? Driver would probably never let it happen. Uber? Same. Train? See comment above about high…