There absolutely is no way to bring an eggroll back to life...

That’s when you call “your guy.”

“Slam-wich”

Also, dirty sevens FTW all day...all night. Just kidding.

Jesus, dude.

Well, sounds like you about covered it. On my way home right now!

Interesting how little press is given to the people that saved the day—it’s all about some white racist who was shot in the hip.

Come on now. The WORLD is very much concerned about Congressional baseball practices, the shooting only amplifies there concern.

That fucking “round-bahhl at Tuu-lahyen” comment was the icing on this farce of a hearing.

Is it safe?

Enough with the fucking coal miners already. Christ, skiing, Arbys and JC Penney?!?, all employ similar numbers. It’s not right that to be a “real American” you are expected to don a hard hat and black lung.

As someone who went through pledging and dropped out, the answer is absurd, absurd amounts of alcohol. Like chugging a full solo cup of Jim Beam in a “boat race” and then continuing with beer bongs, etc. I’m guessing everyone was super fucked up, and probably at least a handful of people on other substances.

Thanks, Kingsfan88!

Today while eating lunch in a hot as hell park in NYC, I almost gambled and lost on a simple lunch fart. I am wearing very light khakis. For the rest of lunch I tried to assess how I would get home in such a situation. Cab? Driver would probably never let it happen. Uber? Same. Train? See comment above about high…

Did you see this at the bottom of the listing:

I own this same era of Disco - making a sudden lane change feels sketchy. This is insane to me.

Seriously, how can Trump be so pissed ALL THE TIME.

It seems that we are not acknowledging the seemingly non-existent urban planning here in NYC. How many tax free/abated condos can get built in downtown Brooklyn, W-Burg, Bushwick, etc. with zero analysis of how that burden will affect mass transit? Seriously, does any high rise condo project ever get denied?? 

Done a lot of drug experimentation- wtf was he using ? Roofies? Ambien? Ludes? Not trying to be weird, just dumbfounded since a doctor must have prescribed.