Good god, one sip and I am blasting ripper farts and then 2 minutes away from a sprint to the office bathroom for act two.

As a hometowner, let us not forget that Old Style is a product of La Crosse, WI, home to the worlds largest six pack.

do it. make it happen.

I begrudgingly took one of these as a rental. It was hands-down the best rental car experience ever, and I don’t even have kids...Drove to Chicago to Duluth — it was breeze. So easy to load and unpack. Loved it. I know. I know.

I have a very talented friend who back in mid-00's played in venues in every country, including gigs at SXSW, Coachella, and any big festival in the world — he has played center stage. He hated it, and his stories are exhausting. Gig, pack up gear, cab straight to airport, fly, pack up cab to club, soundcheck, drink…

He’s white.

It’s so early 00's. Just pair them Zo’s with your Akademics jeans and an Ecko sweatshirt and you are all set pardnah.

I live in Brooklyn next to a high school. Every single kid in school wears mint vintage/rerelease/new limited Jordans. Not the standard b-list models available at Footlocker, Jordans that sell out in 60 seconds or that you have to purchase at Flight Club. It blows my mind that all these parents are down with this for…

What is up with the Ball family jump shot form? It’s like how a 5th grader shoots since they just don’t have the muscle to do a proper up top release.

The problem is the rules are oftentimes not clear or a moving target. In New York even after the street sweeper has performed its pass over a street you will still be ticketed if you park there. And trust me, you WILL be ticketed.

Also, guns would be pointed at said black men.

The correct answer was “‘Enya’. . .Enya. Now let’s see how much you wagered.”

He’s the BEST!

Visited parents in Florida mid-October. Saw every damn yard had a Trump sign (except my parents) in the yard and knew there was trouble.

Miss Jones could get lit for about an hour with a half gram. The class would have to make a call to their guy if they wanted to get in on the action.

That is new to me and AWESOME. But not quite Ford awesome:

Yesssssss...you rang?

So stubby all the way around. You couldn’t fit a backpack in that cab.