Skip the butter and milk. Use a dollop of mayo instead...AND THEN stir in a slice of kraft American cheese. You will thank me.

They will find a spin to pin this on the Dems/libtards/etc.

I recently went down a trump feed k-hole on my facebook. Lots of trump supporters leave their profiles wide open with no security from rubberneckers like myself. Holy shit-the things I saw on those profiles. I now understand “fake news” and how it is influencing these easily influenced persons (i.e., naive…

Calling all investment advisors/bankers-I can’t afford to ride out another 2008 401k market correction-when and where can I stash my 401k? I’m willing to forego any further upside to protect against a massive abrupt market correction. Thoughts?

Meh, who cares about this curated crap. Check out the real deal of 70s/80s photos and say goodbye to the rest of your workday...

Martin Greenfield:

Jesus, good call on the JNCO jeans. Those jeans are awful.

Jesus, good call on the JNCO jeans. Those jeans are awful.

Jesus Christ- came here to say the same thing. Fucking shit. Pass me the Evan Williams.

Fuckin’ Feech-back in the younger corp office days we had SO MANY Feech inside jokes and references. I gotta call a friend now...

A good time for my favorite Sopranos vignette that seems to come up at every offsite work event/conference/global meeting/etc. The “overlaugh”:

We had a second year law student intern in our department last year -- I’d guess he was 23-25 years old. He was asking my boss and I our thoughts on whether he and his new fiance should purchase a brownstone in Brooklyn or a luxury 3-4 bedroom condo in the city. The other gem was that he told us he was going to be…

So what is Congress doing again? Are we just going to skip that whole legislative process now let President Executive Order do his thing?

C’mon dude, it’s deadspin — that hanging curveball was too good to pass up!

“random passenger” = 19 year old college student who is still unaware of what constitutes appropriate clothing choices. I know this game dude, I know this game.

Question: do you still play basketball/similar sports? I’m 42 and was a pretty decent player at one point — now all I can think of is tearing an achilles or that moment of agony when you land on someone’s shoe and see your ankle roll over in slow motion.

I have some pretty serious sinus problems -- every morning with the Neti pot is like the final scene in “Stranger Things” with the little slimy worm organism scooting its way down the drain.

Quality American craftmanship that you can trust (shhh, it’s our little secret).

Hey man, I’m not beating you to no third leg.

Greg?!? Greg with the third leg?!???

Wining and dining clients is work - I fucking hate doing this shot for work. Playing along/nice with the racist comments of a visitor from the south, yucking it about Hilary’s emails with the vendor in from Chicago...it’s not all steaks and good times. Then you gotta go home with a buzz and catch up on all the real…