Oh yeah, and what are you wearing?

Yes, seems like now would be the time to shutdown the account. There really is no further purpose to go forward.

I am fine with this -- what is everyone else doing? Checking Huffpo? Gothamist? NYMag? How the hell am I supposed to get my fix? Seriously -- any recs?

My aunt posts roughly 32 pillsbury biscuit “quick recipes” per hours. Note: I’m not an organic only pansy, but all of these recipes include ground beef and processed shit out of a can.

Criminally underrated. Read the lyrics to Humpty Dance — sick word play that I did not appreciate back at the 8th grade dances.

Pretty sure he’s on hold with the maitre d’ at Dorsia.

I declared FB war on my cousin 3 weeks ago. I couldn’t take it any more.

Best comment and thread kickoff I have seen in a long time. The photo hits for the cycle.

This is the political equivalent of making grandiose plans for taking a 3 hour drive upstate tomorrow with some guy you just met in the bathroom at 4am while doing lines off the top of the toilet.

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I would say roughly 60% of all jobs that exist could be performed by a motivated 14 year old kid. WTF does that matter?!?

Pretty sure it is the Republican Congress that has failed to pass legislation on behalf of Veterans, not the President.

*and flips four time killing all passengers.

Pretty sure we went to high school together.

Sixth grade basketball. A hungover dude in a Footlocker uniform hands me the ball under the baseline. I frantically start slamming the side of the ball yelling “stack, stack, run stack!” Can’t find the open man, attempt to throw it over the top to the safety valve, end up passing for a breakaway steal and layup going…

I know where he got that move.

Time for a lady fight!

I have been at dinners with my gf where we have consumed 10 bottles of Soju between 4 people. These are also some of the worst hangovers of my life. I prefer some makgeoli -- and I am Irish!

So if I understand this correctly, average joe bettor, draft kings entrant, is basically just chum for these fucking guys throwing in hundreds of entries and playing the statistical odds that x % of their entries will (a) at least cover the costs for therir entries; or (b) lead to some kind of windfall? This is a…