So if I understand this correctly, average joe bettor, draft kings entrant, is basically just chum for these fucking guys throwing in hundreds of entries and playing the statistical odds that x % of their entries will (a) at least cover the costs for therir entries; or (b) lead to some kind of windfall? This is a…

+1 $60 bag. Or a $40. Whatchu need?

He fucking kim chi jigae’d that one out of the Park.

Soooo, I just showed my Korean gf that clip because she loves all things Korean. And then she’s like “that’s not Korean, it’s Japanese. (in a smug tone).”  We listened a third time and she’s then like, “oh yeah that’s Korean -- it’s going over, it’s over.” Moral of the story: Koreans drink a lot. Like Asian version of…

Oh my friend, take it up a notch and pour some sour cream into that crockpot. Gourmet style.

I’m like that Jurassic Park monster that killed Newman with my gleeking prowess. Do not cross me.

Vangelis -- Blade Runner and of course, your favorite slow -mo running montage, Chariots of Fire.

Christ, if you could hear the shit my family in La Crosse is saying in private...I haven’t lived there for nearly 20 years, but the heroin/meth infiltration is being laid down at the feet of certain new residents from Racine, Milwaukee, Chicago, etc. However, it seems the users of such drugs are not necessarily the…

Dude. You got that troll roll on lock today.

That’s the thing that makes me lose it—these tough talking mother fuckers in Kentucky, Ohio, wherever ratcheting up the terrorism war knowing they won’t have to deal with the repercussions. Meanwhile, I get to sit in a packed underground tube train for two hours a day and transfer through Grand Central every goddamn…

I swear there was a dude on the field last night that was sporting a Jared Allen look.

Anyone pack anything stronger?

Let you in on a little secret. Not everyone living in NYC thinks it is awesome. It just happens to be the center for a lot of different professions. I would say 30-40% of my circle hate it here.

Awwww shit, we got ourselves a mens rea expert, hold the phones!

I was waiting for the “I miss my uncle Charles y’all.”

In my tenure as a ye olde esquire, I did some sports law work with some pretty big names in NCAA basketball and the NFL (stay with me, not a humble brag). The god, country, military ethos and kow-towing to these ideals was unbelievable. I worked with a certain god fearing Super Bowl coach where you could not swear,…

God Bless America makes me irrationally angry.

Said it a million times here — nothing worse than the 2x patriotism mandate at EVERY Yankees game (because 9/11 Giulliani, never forget) with the anthem and the worst version of “God Bless America” ever.

Alright, alright, alright.

Question: Was “Randall Pink Floyd Mayweather III” ever in the running?