Was just discussing last night with my GF how easy this all is — 3 guys triangulate from different directions, pull off the backpack guitar/pool cue/whatever case, and just turkey shoot it. The new template is here, and it isn’t about coordinating 20 dudes to all get on planes at the same time. What sucks is all these…

Which is pretty consistent with NFL contracts meaning nothing. Seems like both sides can play the game.

Apparently the yinzer/affliction t-shirt vote was in question.

I too used to make the “ha ha Seinfeld shoes” joke, and then I read the article and realized that he has some serious shoe game — check out the stuff he wears on cars and coffee:

Wore my socks knee high at Wisconsin in honor of bojack

This was a great time to watch NBA while scraping by at your first job in NYC.

Read in my head as “Dez caught dat ball.”

Next time, jump over the ditch.

Luv dat bush.

You sound like a dick who just moved here. Please, do tell your “go to: Brooklyn 4am pizza spot.

That is disgusting. Teams still wear those tired ass vest unis?

You are about to embark on a journey of 80's awesomeness. Prepare yourself.

“Basketball A-Rod”

Ha, mine was the soundtrack from “Rad” the movie. It’s actually a pretty decent record.

“You can even log in from a PC!”

Started reading this as “8675 309eeeeeeeine.” Was confused. Then realized I am an idiot.

Netty pot changed my life. Use it every day whether or not I have sinus symptoms. Seriously, life changing.

Fucking Bobby...

Jesus Pop, brush your goddamn teeth.

See also: Q-Tip, Electric Relaxation.