Typed this response while wearing a stocking hat in my office. People have no idea about the insulating qualities of human hair.

I am more floored that Snapchat’s legal advisors greenlit this app, (which did happen at some point and there is probably a written legal opinion *cough*paid for scapegoat*cough*) especially taking into account the target audience for the app. Jesus Christ someone rolled the dice here and lost.

Ok, let me get this straight — are these rednecks saying they want the Crying Game to pull up next to them at the urinal, roll out his/her dick and take a pee next to them? I’m not trying to troll here, but it seems this result is not what they actually want, so which way is it? To me this options seems like it would…

Dude, you guys must be really young. The production values alone for these guys have most musicians and producers singing the praises. Not to mention that Bowie worked with Nile Rodgers, who is a legend himself.

Counterpoint: no. Your musician friends seriously do not give a shit about Prince?

Check with your ENT — mine said NY tap water is so chlorinated that it is not a concern.

DAT Beretta. Was driven by the hot rich girls in the Midwest. In teal, of course.

Goddamn that is an awesome video. Those Gary Payton floating alley oop passes are a thing of beauty.

It was common knowledge that one of the older partners at my old firm used a paper towel to hold his dick every time he went to the bathroom.

Was just waiting for a Family Guy-esque massive explosion of the truck at the end complete with atomic mushroom cloud.

At least you get to ride next to a random baby in sunglasses every day.

a.k.a., “the airline model”

But Ho-Chunk is kind of near Milwaukee...oh wait, strippers. Nevermind.

My Curious George wore an Angels mini helmet for a number of years — it was a Rod Carew/Wally Joyner phase I was in. I grew out of that phase, and now I just wear the Angels mini helmet to work.

Were they intentionally going for the psycho ex girlfriend vibe for that commercial?

I actually agree with this hot taek. I had Jordan SI and Nike posters top to bottom in my 8th grade bedroom, and tonight I rooted for Nova solely to see MJ eat some shit.

The problem is that client’s (especially the big corps) rarely if ever give the greenlight to let one of these responses fly, but when they do it is a great day for lawyering (which rarely happens).

Comrade, do you even turbo?

If you like this ^ — you will like this:

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.”