a.k.a., “the airline model”

But Ho-Chunk is kind of near Milwaukee...oh wait, strippers. Nevermind.

My Curious George wore an Angels mini helmet for a number of years — it was a Rod Carew/Wally Joyner phase I was in. I grew out of that phase, and now I just wear the Angels mini helmet to work.

Were they intentionally going for the psycho ex girlfriend vibe for that commercial?

I actually agree with this hot taek. I had Jordan SI and Nike posters top to bottom in my 8th grade bedroom, and tonight I rooted for Nova solely to see MJ eat some shit.

The problem is that client’s (especially the big corps) rarely if ever give the greenlight to let one of these responses fly, but when they do it is a great day for lawyering (which rarely happens).

Comrade, do you even turbo?

If you like this ^ — you will like this:

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.”

His normal tow vehicle must be in the shop.

Also, there is an episode with Andrew Zimmern in Cambodia (or some country in that part of the world) where he eats some very questionable fish out of courtesy to his host. You could literally see the food poisoning wash over his face when he swallowed the first bite.

I’m all about high/low brow — I ate a box of kraft mac and cheese with PB&J last night for dinner, but two nights before it was dropping a grip of dough on sushi. Sometimes a McDonald’s fish fillet (or Guy Fieri) is just the right thing at that point in time.

That is brilliant.

I am sure it is more complex than this, but a good start would be as soon as the chicken comes out of the fryer and still has that glistening oil sheen, shake that shit in a bag of cayenne or other similar finely crushed red chili powder until the entire thing is coated.

Every time I watch Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Fieri, etc. — I am amazed that no one has pitched some type of “The Day After” show where they all get together and talk diarrhea/food poisoning war stories.

Are those the shitty NYPD cruisers available at every China Towna and airport ktoschke shop? Seems a little low brow.

I believe that would be the payout on overdue karma chips from the last few minutes of last year’s championship game.

Laker Bro’s older Bro?

I’m on the East Coast and do not follow the 49ers so closely...so how did Colin K go from torching the Packers to being a has been so quickly?? I don’t get it.

Uni-watch taek: