“Willing to keep his simulator clean . . .” and your user handle are quite a disturbing/synergistic combo.

There is only one. 10cc.

Damn did that man ever love his Gargoyles.

My skyline - imported from a toy store in akihabara.

See, you motherfuckas never thought that hip hop would take it this far!

There it is.

There’s a Brent Moss joke in here somewhere.

How about Frank Sobotka in the recent Toyota commercial???

Jesus dude, give a heads up before mentioning that commercial.

Christ, I’m old enough to remember the NCAA dropping the hammer on Patrick Ewing for (gasp) wearing a Nike branded under shirt. Hard to believe this ever was a thing. Same will hold true for ads on NBA jerseys. And mlb. And nfl.

Thanks Supernintendo Chalmers.

Hate to go all Seinfield here, but what’s the deal with Harbaugh’s waist/torso? Is he skinny fat? I thought it was the 48 pleats in his pants but I think the dude is like a size 40 waist that just continues up his chest, but then normal size neck, head, and arms. WTH??

Great thread. Where does Kavinsky fit in this picture?

Tough to beat the Fury Road edition.

I would like to add the chin strap helmets to this question. Are they bullet proof? Why do only certain dudes wear them — is it by choice or mandatory?

This photo validates my trolling of ebay for Scirroccos.

Yeah, I get that, but at this point the trope has been so run into the ground that it has lost meaning.

Sorry, don’t have time to respond. I’m too busy learning how to draw a Pontiac Fiero with four foot wide slicks and a blown V-8 popping out of the back “hood.”

Never thought of it that way — not only did I read Hot Rod and OffRoad Magazine, I read friggin’ CARtoons magazine!

I’m feeling a little surly on this Monday at work, so I am just going to put it out there: I hate, hate, hate these type of “hot rods.” Everyone here hates on stanced cars, bro trucks, SUVs and trucks that aren’t actually driven off road, cars that should be tracked (but are not tracked), etc.