Presumably more than one person is partaking. A gram/person is certainly not unheard of.

Not a whole 5 grams...must have been a real rager.

I’m pretty sure one of the Panthers receivers had cut the bottoms off his pant legs too. There’s a jorts joke here, but I can’t pull it together.

I just find myself randomly getting angry in my head — to blow it last year, and then get that last second gift this year, and still nothing to show for it. Christ, we should have gone for 2.

I have access to and drive a 2012 HD long bed crew cab. Save for the branding logos, it’s pretty damn awesome to drive and is a great road trip vehicle with room for luggage/extra people in the cab and bikes in the bed. It may be a bit douchey, but I love driving it.

This is not even close — Peter Cetera.

Is this what is happening? I thought it was a less than pristine litter box. Now I am disrespecting the cat? WTH?

I have made this point numerous times to parking garage guy — my Discovery is shorter than a good number of cars. Also, with the LR, it’s as if the hood swallowed all the cabin space — the driver’s area and back seat have absolute shit for space and legroom. My dad’s Ford Escape seemed to have 10x more interior space…

Been stalking on ebay and they are still no bargain...

Is there any player in the NFL that looks more awkward than Teddy Bridgewater looks in his uniform?

Seems decent — was going to do a weekend just to get out NY.

Patrick Lynch will be holding a 9am press conference tomorrow to discuss this incident.

I’m gonna double down. I finally got my ex to come back from Chicago and visit me in NY. I was on a pretty decent dry spell prior to that, she came out, rekindled the flame, she left, and I wound up doing 3 rounds of antibiotics for chlymadia. Adding insult to injury she flipped the script and acted like I GAVE IT TO…

That is a very small comment, with some very big implications. Like when I talk about my dad, who managed to attend only one of my varsity football games...where I tore my knee in half.

The NewYorker article below is a great read for Mets fans/financial scandal fans/Wilpon history buffs.

His fade. It’s always perfect.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

So does the toucan sam curse pass to me for the next 8 days, or the next 8 days + 365?

Hmmm, I thought it was just the drugs. Feel a little bad now.

A sigma caw?!!