The cure for insomnia: Ambien. If that is not in your wheel house there is a Walgreen’s “Sleep Aid” product that works and does not leave you with that “hang over” feeling the next day.

Or, just perhaps he meant “whether a dude has sex with ladies or men should not even be on the radar of news reporting.” It’s 2015 — do we really need a goddamn article each time someone comes out?

Longer. No, longer. No, no, longer.

Are those Ferrari wheels?

$10,000 in stripper money is not that much — taking account this is the total for multiple players over multiple years.

Christ, that locker room looks like something you would see as a visiting high school team. Jesus.

And them rhymes he was kickin were quite Joe Jurevicius.

Tom Newberry

I assume you rode the lightning to get there.

Dude-fuck rocket bunny, lakewalk, and all this JDM stanced bullshit - all they do is ruin the aesthetics and performance of...wait, what’s that? Really?...It’s just cardboard? Mah bad.

I’ve been to Nepal.

Add another 30 min to your drive for traffic and NYC is pretty much the same situation.

I took 3 inspection tickets in NYC over a holiday weekend - 2 on Sunday and one on Monday (holiday). Appealed and lost on all 3.

Was that...Mike Leckrone?

At some point will this hit the “Inception Point” where you can play Fantasy WSOP?

Bizarro Derek Jeter?

It’s like riding a motorcycle as an RB, “not a matter of if, but when.”

Do you think they “float” some of the labor and material costs? I've swear they can gut reno a house for $30k?!!?

Ok....Time’s up. Back to porn.

Do the Mets have an eyebrow waxer on staff? The team has some seriously groomed brows.