Excellent points. Odd is it may sound, sometimes it is nice not to get hammered while watching the game. I mean your options when you are hammered at 4pm are limited - nap? hangover? Power-through and monday hangover was usually the case...

Get rid of the second helping of over the top patriotism known as "God Bless America." Christ, we did "the banner" an hour 30 minutes ago — let's call it a day at take me out to the ballgame.

Nailed it.

Step one-no more god bless America.

I grew going to the Tomah pulls. You should go to the pulls.

There it is.

This is giving me a brain tic: "Calvary" or "Cavalry"?

Shit. I remember when Colorado was like the UNLV of college football — Eric Bienemy, Kordell, Mike Pritchard...that era of the NCAA was just awesome. I am old. Gonna go take a dump.

As a former Wisconsinite, I must say this video is so Wisconsin. I bet 8/10 dudes in the video own a Harley Sportster.

Those Browns sideline hats are ill-fitting. Just give them the 59Fiftie's.

Yeah, but then compare Humungous' voice with that "trrallallalllala lllallalllall" yodel-ey thing that Goose was singing in his truck...Maybe the crash crushed his vocal cords?!??

Is that Costanza's architect protege?

This car takes the term "duallie" to another level...only the front wheels have opted out of the theme.

Eh, hem..."bicycle boogie." Anyhow, this Cut Copy video is pretty goddamn awesome — tough to top Send Me An Angel, but a close second.

I went to the batting cages in PA last summer at one of those Karate Kid "Golf-n-Stuff" facilities, and we were high as Harlem. I have never seen the ball so clearly before — it was as if the pitching machine was throwing in slow motion. There was no taking of pitches, I did not strike out, and this time (in my…

I fucking hated taking a pitch. 3-0 suddenly becomes 3-1. Foul one off. Then strike out. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Start talking to yourself in the batter's box. Start thinking about the girls in the stands — maybe they are laughing?. Another 3-0 count. Strike out some more. Goddamn baseball was a mindfuck.

Object all you want, but it's a fucking deposition. Answer the question.

Am I seriously going to be the first one to say this? Come on, she appears to be the same size if not bigger than this football player (and she plays D-I basketball), she hip checks him, jumps into his raised arms, and then she hits the dude?!?? I know everyone is in full on chivalry mode, but I am not feeling the…

The big question—any relation to DJ Dozier??

The fuck is that? And how did you have it at the ready?