I’m curious why Zaslav would think the “blockbuster or bust” strategy would beat the MCU when the MCU itself is investing in a whole bunch of small-screen adventures for its wider cast of heroes to expand the universe and prime the pump for big-screen spectacle. You could argue that the DCEU on the small and big…

Yeah. Because “canon” is just a marketing ploy that studios have learned to weaponize to get nerds all hot and bothered. 

After mysteriously disappearing for half the season, he’ll return brainwashed into thinking he’s the dead son of a crime boss.

yes there is, in the same way that people often say “we’re going to a straight wedding”

I’ve spent a combined 9 hours on reddit and twitter today, and this is still the stupidest fucking comment I’ve seen.

Her name is Alberta she lives in VancouSHE’S MY GIRLFRIEND WHO LIVES IN CANADAAAAAAA

Bet that never happened to Julie Andrews.

I actually think the literally thing makes a kind of sense, because its usage is hyperbolic. “OMG, That guy is, like, literally the sweetest person in the world.” It’s very easy to understand that it just means the guy is incredibly, abnormally sweet. Yes, it’s sad that some people don’t know the correct original…

Here’s a handy tip to remember if you should use “would have,” or “would of.”

I would have loved if you hadn’t fired your last editor.

technically they are both ripping off ancient Rome who probably stole it from some other culture

That’s not what name dropping means. I’m not claiming to know those people.

This is a “great piss-take”? Really?

I’m going to assume they’re going to use the same approach they did with the Hulk continuity: They’re going to avoid referencing the Netflix shows wherever they can, but technically it’s canon unless something contradicts it, in which case don’t worry about it because Marvel sure as hell won’t.

Know who I feel sorry for lately? People who cut dogs’ hair.

Cruise dies then lol

It’s one of the greatest cheesefests ever made. It’s so over the top, it uses Kenny Loggins “Danger Zone” three times. It’s so melodramatic, it uses Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away” four times.

Considering how often this movie was referred to as "Planes Go Fast," I'm not sure the writer's heart was fully into the shilling.

Don’t you have faith in modern editing techniques?

Why are you booing her? She's right!