Hmmm, references lots of janky poorly-maintained front engine Porsches, yet fails to include the 928 :D 

Fuck that shit. I’m sick of hearing Americans issuing moronic snide remarks about the French. Only after any American Army fights and wins a battle like Verdun - such a thing hasn’t happened yet and it probably never will - will Americans have any right to talk shit about the French soldier.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

“two fingers are inserted into a little pocket; that’s to help remove determined or sticky lumps of feces from one’s ass”

“You may have noticed in the saffron-shirt-and-plaid-golf-pants picture up there that two fingers are inserted into a little pocket; that’s to help remove determined or sticky lumps of feces from one’s ass, since in zero gravity, you can’t rely on the poops falling.”

I gave myself a sort of bagel-shaped Brazilian as I removed the bag.

We need to stay on topic, here.

How difficult is this to do in a C8 Corvette?

It has definitely been posted on before because I remember commenting how she had a different color wagon to coordinate with her pants choice.

Hey, I just slept with you

I can’t believe it’s being classified as “cool” and not appropriately labeled as “ruined”.

The lattice of coincidence. #PlateOfShrimp

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

Our government isn’t dumb, people. I’m sure they’ve moved the aliens to Area 52 by now.

Toyota looks at less-than-stellar sales numbers in the first year and goes “why the fuck did we build this thing.

It’s always Gitanes for true “cool”!

They tried using that question, but the cops kept seeing the word SHOOT in the parentheses before anything else, then immediately pulling out their gun and shooting in the classroom.

“I’m staying on the road, and I’m staying in my lane! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!” -Most Motorists

SWEET GRANDMOTHER-TYPE PASSERBY (sing-song voice): “Is this your car?”
KID: (about to take a sip, but lowers bottle): “Who’s asking?”
PASSERBY: “Oh. I just meant—”
KID: “—I know what you meant. How about you keep it moving and drop the ‘Murder, She Wrote’ interrogation,  Angela Nagsbury.”
PASSERBY: “Well aren’t you an…

It appears the kid with the milk, looked suddenly at something to his right.

He puts his scotch in a milk bottle to confuse the rozzers.