Wife and I took out a 60 month loan on a new 17 Civic, we knew car would last fine and hold its value to make the lower payment/1% financing worth it. Now that baby is on the way her parents are wondering why we don’t trade it in on an SUV. We’ll have roughly 23 month left when baby comes along and they can’t…

You don’t get more value, you just get more crap. I have never needed internet connectivity and web in a car.  I don’t need a fancy touchscreen computer to turn on the heater.  Why should I pay $2k for it?

At first I wanted to change the photo on this blog but then I realized it’s a guy with a no-face helmet absolutely wringing the hell out of an old Civic and I saw that it was Good

For most people it’s financial reasons.  For me it’s because new cars are overly-complicated, hideous, soulless appliances.

Mustang all day, every day. It is Pony car Genesis. Without it, there would be no Camaro. Camaro is, was, and always will be a reaction. All you have to do is look at the not-so-distant past of 2005 to see when Mustang went retro. It dragged the Camaro and Challenger with it.

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

and is another impractical attempt to disrupt and distract the president from his official duties

Airing it on TV will help. People have no clue what’s in the report. I had drinks with a co-worker who literally thought the report said there no findings of collusion.

Finally, the big chance for my start-up knazi.com to really get off the ground!

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Give them 1-star Yelp reviews.

My hot take is that tint is always ugly and annoying. ALWAYS.

Can’t say I have ever given this any thought, but you have me convinced that you are absolutely correct.

Putin: “Obedient!”

None of those tweets were written by him, anyway— the language is far too high-register. Sanctions are “biting”? The use of “proportionate” (and its correct usage & spelling)?

... Oh oh oh, and are we gonna git that blankfaced guy who didn’t know that you don’t have to swaaaare on the Baaaaahhhbullll to be sworn into office? He was one of my favorite action-figures of the year.

Not just a Jew...  a Jeeeeeeeewwwwww!

Ugh, the way she said it too. She’s pretty toxic herself.

What’s the phrase Molly Ivins used once to describe a Texas state legislator...

That too. I think amber is still best, but with LEDs the red rear indicators have become much more visible.