The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

I’ll see you your Speedster and raise you my Spitfire.

Their disappointment with their Children. and the current state of the legal system.

my job here is done, good day

I could actually see a scenario in which Trump doesn’t masturbate because he thinks you have a finite amount of man gravy.

People need to stop drinking the SUV/CUV/sedan-if-you-even-contemplate-offspring koolaid. Appropriately sized coupes are perfectly fine. Buy a good child seat that clips into a stationary base, not the cheapest one on the shelf. Wife toted the kid around in a Hyundai Accent for 18 mo, then a ‘13 Beetle for three years …

Please don’t drive around your newborn baby in a 60 year old Corvair, unless you really have no other option. I feel like that should go without saying, but here we are.

No doubt, if I’m unable to get a manual in a fun car, Dual Clutch is easily the next best thing. As fast as a lot of traditional automatics are getting, there’s a certain crisp feel that dual clutches give you when you are in manual mode that I haven’t seen replicated in traditional autos.

These weren’t about going fast. These were about being practical, economical and within your means.

BMW has totally jumped the shark. These SUVS are pretty hideous looking.

My Dad Went To DC,

Whine Kampf 

I would suggest getting a car to get around and avoid the subway altogether. Something comfortable but not too expensive. An older luxury car perhaps. Say an older BMW. I hear they are very dependable.

No, I love New York City. I used to live there. Sometimes I miss it so much, I’ll fill my humidifier with urine.

New York is amazing, and I love traveling there frequently for work and occasionally, pleasure. That said, I really do not see the appeal of living there. Eye watering costs, lack of comfort, congestion, broken infrastructure, etc. Again, I love the city, but unless you make north of $2M/year, it seems like a lot of…

Damn your eyes, sir! You have ruined my productivity for today!!

Renaming the site ‘Have Your Staff Arrange a Trailer’

Today, May 21st 2075, we bring to you a 2019 amorphous blob. These vehicles were bought by the truckload in the early 21st century, prior to the Great Collapse. This one was found in an air pocket under the collapsed rubble of what was once Pittsburgh. Due to this, it has been perfectly preserved from the ravages of…

abortion ban on the mind...

The bench option is no cost... but you have to pay to add the third seatbelt for the middle seat, it’s $1,300.