Not that a Range Rover Velar is something to sneeze at, but I think Wifey 1 drives a Rolls Royce.

one of my faves...a Rastafarian in a beat up 240 wagon..JAHBLESS

Guitar Center guy didn’t get it because he’s in a sludge/doom/grindcore band and only plays in drop D tuning.

You would think so, but just like any scam - I think they count on the majority just paying and moving on.

Psh, whatever. SOROS is probably just trucking that water in with his fleet of autonomous robot trucks (taking good JOBS from real AMERICAN TRUCKERS) to try and convince us that climate change is real. Nice try, libs, we know you can control the weather.

The “you’re having the last day of your life” gaze really resonates with me. When I drove around in my Zaporozhets 968M a few summers ago, people gave me this part-amused, part-confused, but also heartbroken look. I could never put a finger on it, but now it makes sense. Yup, those people thought I was going to die.

Stubby German?  Nothing to see here...

I’m honestly surprised it has a 5 speed.

Apparently he is not aware of how this administration works. 

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right

Nope. When you have a prescription for BRRRRRRRRRRRRT, there is not generic substitute.

I was told by the GOP and their supporters that kids don't know anything, though. Sure, it was after a high school shooting, but they seemed pretty sure....

Sadly the little boy was murdered a few minutes later in a “late-term abortion” performed by several Democratic members of the House 

well, numbers are Arabic, so...

And he never does......Well, almost never:

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

If Trump wants to ruin Iran’s economy, he should run it like one of his casinos.

It shouldn’t take Colombo to detect something was off with that tweet. 

Fighting a blind person isn’t very fair...

Don’t get caught up in the horsepower race, don’t buy in to the crusier big mythos. weight is the enemy. most bikes are ridiculously over powered. Buy a nice 500cc or below bike and learn how to ride. Sure your buddy on his Harley, or the guy on the GS1200 or the 1000RR will smoke you off the line and always have the…