I didn’t know BMW made scooters...

pipped me to the post

I think we already did when we elected this orange fucker

If you sidle up to this car and stand real close, with your ear up to the fender, you can hear the faint voice saying.........”Kill me.....”

That’s an abomination. And in all the time he spent fucking up the sheetmetal, he apparently never realized that there was an engine compartment in there with an engine to...you know, maintain

It’s not the Hindenburg - you’d have to work pretty hard to get through the rubber with a cigarette

“We’re all from Staten Island.”

I say Old Chap - are you bereft of a bottom?

She totally misunderstood when she was told she needed a 12-step program....

I would tread lightly on this topic

Sure, but it’s likely that all those buttons cover the most commonly used controls. Nothing wrong with touch screens unless they’re the only input method

Lara Trump - the modern reincarnation of Magda Goebbels

Better buttons than a friggin’ touchscreen

More importantly, it would also be incompatible with NATO “identify friend or foe” systems, allowing it to ignore friendly alliance aircraft that crossed into the S-400’s defensive bubble.

Ah, you’re not going to need that blood anyway - Big Penis is on the case...

Public education just ain’t what it was...

It’ll ultimately come down to Replicator Technology.

“Who’s dead?

Free Willy XIV looks like it’s going to be pretty bad...

The Great American Driver Low Bar - “I can push the Go Pedal and the Stop Pedal at (mostly) the right times, and I use the This Way-That Way Circle to stay (mostly) between the white lines - and now you tell me that I can’t check my messages??!! Tyranny!!!!!!”