I think we already did when we elected this orange fucker

If you sidle up to this car and stand real close, with your ear up to the fender, you can hear the faint voice saying.........”Kill me.....”

That’s an abomination. And in all the time he spent fucking up the sheetmetal, he apparently never realized that there was an engine compartment in there with an engine to...you know, maintain

It’s not the Hindenburg - you’d have to work pretty hard to get through the rubber with a cigarette

“We’re all from Staten Island.”

I say Old Chap - are you bereft of a bottom?

She totally misunderstood when she was told she needed a 12-step program....

I would tread lightly on this topic

Sure, but it’s likely that all those buttons cover the most commonly used controls. Nothing wrong with touch screens unless they’re the only input method

Lara Trump - the modern reincarnation of Magda Goebbels

Better buttons than a friggin’ touchscreen

More importantly, it would also be incompatible with NATO “identify friend or foe” systems, allowing it to ignore friendly alliance aircraft that crossed into the S-400’s defensive bubble.

Free Willy XIV looks like it’s going to be pretty bad...

The Great American Driver Low Bar - “I can push the Go Pedal and the Stop Pedal at (mostly) the right times, and I use the This Way-That Way Circle to stay (mostly) between the white lines - and now you tell me that I can’t check my messages??!! Tyranny!!!!!!”

Slaloming in an S2000? Sounds like something I’d pay money for...

The TR6 uses 15” wheels with pretty tall tires ( I think I have 205/65s or /70s on there). The big wheel/tire combination is part of the styling of the car, but given its pretty firm suspension, a lower tire profile would probably loosen my fillings.

I fully acknowledge that, with 99 starving Poors fighting over every well-fed Rich, it’ll likely be a pretty messy eating experience

Given that it’s crossing the James Taylor Bridge (Chapel Hill NC), I suspect that the wiper has seen more than its fair share of fire and rain

First question would be “What does S-T-O-P spell? (hint: it’s not “SHOOT!”)

Billy Ray Cyrus has really let himself go...