Damn - and I thought my colleagues were occasionally irritating....

The drive thru issue can be solved by eating exclusively at Rallys/checkers

Why would you have to fear destroying the gearbox? Transitioning to the other side of the car takes no time. The shift pattern is the same, the pedal arrangement is the same. The biggest PITA is that you have to pull way out to see before you overtake, and the aforementioned drive through issue

I have the stupid. The money, not so much...:-(

Ah - Olivia Dope

Take those Marlboros away, putain Americain - zis car runs on Gauloise!

Arkansas, 49th out of 50 states in almost every metric that matters (“Thank Gawd for Mississippi!!!!”), lets out a collective “FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!” as it solidifies its “Worst in the Country” Huckabee Quotient ranking.

First time I drove a Wrangler (2 door cloth top) was the same - fun little runabout at less than 40-50 mph, but it absolutely sucked on the highway. Clearly out of its element under those circumstances, but then, it was never designed to be a highway cruiser

I’m not sure that I would classify DJ Khaleds product as “art”

Our Ody had a 2/3 split third row. One person could sit in back with the larger seat section folded. Still loads of cargo space

Thanks friend - you do it your way, and I’ll do it mine

Also without the ocean, the history, the occasionally decent bars etc etc. Having lived in both cities for a number of years each, I have to conclude that Schittzburgh has few equals at the bottom of the pile

Those fuckers used to piss me off - they dig their shitty car out once and they feel entitled to that piece of public street for as long as there was snow

God knows his arse is big enough to exert its own gravitation

Did I miss the bit where Serena Joy earned pin money making towel markers?

Not to speak ill of the dull, but damn, that’s one homely youngster.....

The only Trump impression we really need is the one left in the sidewalk when he trips on his tie on the Trump Tower balcony

God, I can’t wait for that headline to be for real. Maybe I should start stockpiling booze now, ‘cos there’ll be much drinking, regardless of the outcome next year.

FUUUUUUUUCK....

from the look of those jowls, Ted’s been indulging his appetites. Someone should do a headcount of Senate pages