Thanks friend - you do it your way, and I’ll do it mine

Also without the ocean, the history, the occasionally decent bars etc etc. Having lived in both cities for a number of years each, I have to conclude that Schittzburgh has few equals at the bottom of the pile

Those fuckers used to piss me off - they dig their shitty car out once and they feel entitled to that piece of public street for as long as there was snow

God knows his arse is big enough to exert its own gravitation

Did I miss the bit where Serena Joy earned pin money making towel markers?

Not to speak ill of the dull, but damn, that’s one homely youngster.....

The only Trump impression we really need is the one left in the sidewalk when he trips on his tie on the Trump Tower balcony

God, I can’t wait for that headline to be for real. Maybe I should start stockpiling booze now, ‘cos there’ll be much drinking, regardless of the outcome next year.

FUUUUUUUUCK....

from the look of those jowls, Ted’s been indulging his appetites. Someone should do a headcount of Senate pages

isn’t “heliocentrism” when you have Marine One all to yourself?

I think we should drop Donnie and the Trump blimp off the Leaning Tower of Pisa and see which one hits the ground first. A shitty experiment? Possibly. Small drop for a man? Hm, OK. A giant leap for Mankind? Absolutely.

sounds like something you’re gurgle drunkenly through a mouthful of beer

Nope - anyone why says otherwise is spouting nonsense

What the lads lack in precision, they more than make up for in enthusiasm. Brawl big or go home, that’s what I say

you’ve never heard of a Boston Whaler (hint: it’s a type of boat)? This is perfect

my thought as soon as I saw the headline

He’s a chimney sweep - duh. And she must really love him to get that close while wearing a white coat

“Sean Hannity - Hypocrite”

Sure there was some florid acting (it’s Shakespeare, after all, although Keaton’s Dogberry was way over the top), but Keanu was wooden to the point of being comatose