You’d see it juddering backwards before falling to pieces

“Taking out all the anti-aircraft weapons” is fine and dandy for fixed positions, but it isn’t going to stop something like a shoulder-mounted Stinger, which can be brought into the battle on a donkey or in the back of a pickup. 

“orders of magnitude cheaper than the F-35" doesn’t rule out much south of the Starship Enterprise

Donnie doesn’t like to be reminded of his own effective illiteracy

Looks fabulous - however, personally I’d prefer the original. Weighs about 1600 lb, with a 1.6 liter injected engine plus a manual tranny and a proper handbrake

Hm, for a professional communicator, SHS doesn’t have a great grasp of metaphor. Guess that good Jesus-ey education from Ouachita Baptist University didn’t stick good - especially the bit about bearing false witness. She’s got the 11th Republican Commandment* down pat, though

No Pal - you’re 100% Canadian. Fuck off.

Don’t forget that the 912 was in production for years prior (‘65-‘69) as a relatively inexpensive 4-cylinder entry-level alternative to the 6-cylinder 911, before being replaced by the 914 as the “cheap Porsche”. The original 912 was essentially introduced in parallel with the 911, even starting out with a “902”…

Torchinsky’s neighborhood

6MT-ing any previously auto-only anything is a positive and should be encouraged, however, for $30k, I’d expect a more polished installation - the gate is sticking up from the tranny tunnel like a big ol’ pimple. Couldn’t they have raised the tunnel a few inches to make the addition of the gate look a little less like…

That was a little wishful thinking on Donnie’s part “Mmmm, 138 million brown people gone......”

A guy in my neighborhood has a 912E which, depending on how charitable you were feeling at the time, could be classified as “well-patina’d” or “scabrous”. Whatever you call it, it’s friggin’ glorious. I was unloading the car the other day and it chugged past - my wife said my head snapped around like I was reenacting…

Ritual suicide in the forecourt?

Indeed - I believe that lawn darts are pretty dangerous

Minks are reputed to have supremely silky and luxurious ballsacks. Of course, few people have had the pleasure of experiencing this, as the mink will likely bite off your fingers and eat your face first

But the rest of the minks are used to make coats for the buyer’s harem

Cash was an award-winning country music artist who was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame.

Seceding from the Union -not “succeeding”

To be fair, the bone sawing came after the murder. You might say the lads were just tidying up

Not content with the obesity, the Die-beetus, the black lung, the opiate addiction, unemployment and poverty, WV and MS republicans haven’t finished with the “how much can we fuck over our base before they realize they’re being fucked over” experiment. “Let’s see what happens when we add preventable infectious disease…