Cop bounces pretty well

Maybe I’m missing something, but isn’t “flat-plane 180-degree crankshaft” a redundancy?

I hear you. Fortunately I got to take my family up the tower before the Trump stank. I’m hoping that once Donnie is out of DC, he’ll lose interest and relinquish whatever lease he has on the place. It’ll take a while, but maybe it’ll be sufficiently fumigated for my grandchildren to visit.

How dare you! Good Day, Sir!!!

Oh my god, I’m dying here. That was beautiful. 

You mnanaged to sneak that one in - well done

It’s white, it’s boring, and it’s got a salvage title. CP at almost any price

OMG that’s awesome. Looks like but has gull-wing doors and everything. It’s like the DeLorean had a terrible accident while time-traveling. Great Scott!!

Only cars less than 12 years old

I think you take a victory lap, followed by a ticker-tape parade down 5th Avenue, followed by the Medal of Freedom, followed by all the hookers and blow you can consume, all courtesy of a grateful nation.

My father-in-law was sued by a woman who got clocked in the head by his ball. She lost the case, because, well, she was reading a book, sitting under a tree by the fairway. Duh

I would suggest a TR6 - decent 2.5 liter straight 6, plenty of fun to be had at or around the speed limit. However, owners of old Brit cars must commit to regular maintenance, or find some crusty old mechanic who knows these cars. The other downside is that they’re devoid of almost every creature comfort or safety…

A$10k S2 is just the price of admission - all the real cost is at the back end. The example listed above has a bunch of things wrong with it, and Porsche parts - even for “cheap” water-cooleds - are expensive.

You still see 240s occasionally what I live, although they’re generally pretty scabrous. I had one for ~11 years - with a 5MT. Not the fastest, but an absolute pleasure to drive.

But he is saving money - no funds are leaving the family exchequer for his haircut. Sure, he’s spending a couple of hours doing it, but it sounds like he enjoys the process and derives some satisfaction from it. At some point, you have to be off the clock. Everything you do can’t be weighed against what you could be…

And he is missing out on work, because he is an independent contractor, and he absolutely could spend that time working

We flew with our 3 month old back in Fall 2003. My wife walked up to the metal detector with said child in her arms. TSA goon stopped her, and said “Sorry, she has to go through on her own”. Trying to explain to the goon that my daughter couldn’t walk had little effect. Things got sufficiently heated that I thought we…

Syphilis - it oozes, rather than flows

This is why, even though it’s as cheap to have a JiffyLube-or-equivalent change the oil, I still do it myself

Ted’s getting tubby. Looks like the beard was to hide the fact that his jawline is vanishing