Wish they’d do something with that vaguely front-shaped, but otherwise smooth and blank front. Whenever I see it, all I can think of is “Ken Doll”

I’m a dyed-in-the-wool manual shifter, but I rented a Veloster with a dual-clutch tranny, and it was a blast - the first two-pedaller that had me considering making the leap

This sounds like the same motor as the 1967 T33 Stradale - aluminum V8, flat plane crank, dry sump, DOHC, 2 sparkplugs/cylinder, 10k redline. Sounds fabulous

Kelvin or Centigrade - doesn’t matter

Thom Tillis, one of my senators. As if I needed more proof that “NC GOP motherfucker” was a redundancy...

Of course, your pristine cell phone will be about as useful as tits on a bull after all the cell towers are fried...

If the nurpleness remains for more than 4 hours, see your doctor

Sounds socialist to me. How many Newton-meters to one Trotsky?

A cargo door failure took out the Turkish Airlines DC-10 over Paris in 1974. ~350 people killed

Perfectly acceptable as long as the bedfellows are separated by a sheet with a hole in it

Actually, in that pic, Mikey has a Santorum vibe (I mean the man, not the goo)

Mikey might want to be a “Deals Guy”, but he looks like an “Animatronic Guy”....and only Mother gets to shove those D cells up his arse

Whaddaya expect from a plane built in some shit hole country? There may even have been some Kenyans involved!!!!

Frederick Douglass of McDonnell-Douglass? A great American aviator. I believe he flew in every American war from the Great War of Northern Aggression all the way up to the Great War of Iraqi Recalcitrance, despite crippling blackness and a mild case of heel spurs (how anyone could be expected to go to war while…

A 4 door TT would look like every other friggin’ Audi. I honestly can’t tell one model from another

Also, what’s this moist little motherfucker doing giving a speech behind the seal of the President? Since the pic doesn’t show the entire seal, maybe it says “#1* Spawn of the President of the United States”? I understand that we’re in the midst of a nepotocracy, but Junior wasn’t elected to anything.

A colleague of mine is moving to the NoVA/DC area - they’re looking at $3200/month for 10 month daycare. Un-friggin’-believable.

I think this “journalist” should take a “hard hit” to the dick on a daily basis, just for the crime of getting out of bed.

Aw look, he’s trying on Daddy’s gestures at the podium. Someone should break the news to him that he’s going to have to have his fingers surgically shortened to be “Just Like Daddy”

Well, considering the Jag is a big cat, he grabbed that pussy and held on for three years.