I saw my first CTR on the freeway a while back. “Ugly” doesn’t do it justice - it had more bumps and excrescences than a bloody parade float - a fast-moving float, certainly, but....ugh

That’s nothing - there’s been a rabid turtle hanging around the Capitol for decades....

I would have thought that the USDA or someone would have something to say about exporting invasive vermin from FL to DC. Won’t be long before the denizens of The District will have to bring in their small pets at night and inspect the toilets with a flashlight before settling in

Mined in some shithole country - can’t have that in the Great Wall of ‘Gina

So now we have to be concerned about hordes of Mexican rapists, drug smugglers, coyotes..... and Home Depot customers. Yikes!!!

Next, we’ll be hearing about the “Big Beautiful Adamantium Wall”, assuming Donnie can pronounce “adamantium” without choking on his wattle

I drive my TR6 3-4 times/week year round. Only time it’s off the road for any protracted period is when they salt the roads in preparation for snow. After that, I wait for a couple of good rains to flush the salt away

Top speed might only be 108 mph, but in a car the size of a candy bar, there’s lots of adrenaline to be had at speeds well below that. This is the beauty of small slow cars - thrills at- or below the speed limit

Of course walls worked in medieval times...because they didn’t have fuckin’ airplanes!!!!!!

Fuck me, that’s going to be some monster divorce settlement

Mikey saw the same thing that Melania did - old fat guy, no exercise, lousy diet....”I mean, how long can he last.....?”

As long as they’re a 10 (or Atlantean equivalent) and they allow Donnie to grab them by the gills etc

I suspect it’s battery size, rather then weight, which is the limiting factor. Lithium batteries are relatively light (compared with lead-acids, anyway). While you can squirrel away a sizable slab of battery under the floor of a car, you can only make the battery in a motorcycle so large before the bike starts to look…

At 3.5 sec 0-60, it’s not a particularly fast drag bike either

Have you seen the teeth in a zebra?? No thanks...

Their priority should be a car that allows them to do their jobs (protecting and serving)

White + Blonde = Qualified

Coincidentally, LePage also has said he’s moving to Florida to retire

It’s the full five if you want him to use “the full five” (i.e., include his opposable thumb)

All that accumulated bile has to go somewhere...