South Carolina, The Palmetto Lickspittle State

Excellent - will have to bookmark this one

No

Hello, I am a vehicle driver and my vehicle can run right over you which is almost certainly painful and could be fatal regardless of my intent which, could be in question given my thoughts on your type

Senator Parker does, indeed, sound like a bit of a dick. I think he should lose his “park anywhere” placard privileges for a while, just to remind him how his constituents manage.

No dick measuring necessary, friend - I’m just having a little fun with you

Brother, if you work in neuroendochrinology, how come you don’t know how to spell “neuroendocrinology”?

Thanks friend - I know this, but I was having more fun with my response

Meh - as long as you’re conforming to the approximate change intervals, and you’re not driving something exotic, oil’s oil. I change the oil in the Outback every 3-4 thousand. Just driving the front wheels up onto a couple of 2x6s gives me sufficient clearance to access everything. Doing the TR6 is a little more…

So when dudes have issues, they get a urologist, but the wimmins get a neurologist, ‘cos it’s all in their head - amiright, guys?

When your clientele comprises a bunch of pricks, who else but a urologist will do?

Well, I want two Porsche’s and world peace, so I guess we’re both shit out of luck...

Too much wrong, too much money, and parts are not cheap. Personally, I’d rather a well-sorted NA 944 than a somewhat janky turbo

My god. Why???!

Our ‘05 Odyssey’s motor self-destructed catastrophically at ~90k. Still not sure why, except the mechanic figured that a $750 used motor was cheaper that rebuilding the original

He’s ~95% grease - definitely a floater

They’d better keep it on ice, auricle start to go off

That was an error of titanic proportions, but if they get it onto the connecting flight, The Heart Will Go On

The concept of Melanie keeping up with all of the news reminds me of Palins “Any of them, all of them, Katie” moment, as though either of these twits would stretch a brain cell around anything but perfecting The Grift

Melanie gets millions of rubles, Donnie gets millions of rubes