Dude, it’s carbon! It makes the car go faster - duh.

If I’m going pay good money for a kicked-around Fiat, it had better have been me doing the kicking around. Also, that shifter looks bloody ridiculous

Didn’t have much of a choice - in fact the simmering decades-long impatience probably underlies their general Massholishness

We don’ need no steenkin’ Plan B - we got Plan #2

“I’ve seen it, I’ve read some of it. It’s fine,”= “someone put it on my desk, I read the title as I pushed it aside to eat my KFC, I could read all of the big words”

And when your joints are healthy, you’re more able to outrun water cannon and baton charges - win win!

Somehow I raised my head above the fiscal tree line, because I’m endlessly blitzed by ads for these. They certainly can’t be attracted by my net worth :-(

It’s true - we went on an “all organic” health kick a while back, so I switched from putting CS in my chili in favor of all-natural pepper - and I feel great!!!

Disagree - love me some kd, Jeff B nails it - if only the boy had lived longer :-(

If you’re in Chick-Fil-A, almost by definition, something bad is about to go down

Thank god we live in the “First World”....

Porsche 930. BMW 2002. Hell yes still cool

I am

Medical malpractice: We should do better

Reading through the article, it was a pretty “iffy” comparison

I remember the first winter after I bought my Outback Wagon - thinking I was invincible, I zipped around on my all-season tires. First decent curve on an iced-up road quickly disabused me. Steering wheel said “Go this way”, Momentum responded “Fuck that”

“Eat up, Kids - they’re fresh!!”

The idea of dragging yourself and/or your kids into a teeming mass of inebriated humanity, in freezing temperatures, with limited/nonexistant toilet access makes nailing sensitive appendages to burning buildings seem positively tempting

Can’t believe that there isn’t a “Fuck This” Day, for all the misanthropes out there

“pedant” is the person, “pedantics” is what the pedant engages in when s/he’s being pedantic