As long as I don’t have to kiss the ring - I’m very choosy about whose rings I kiss

Not really - the autonomous car is merely the device to generate data. Any data actually generated comes purely from your actions and your decisions. If you choose not to go out, the car just sits there in your drive, not generating squat.

Fuck - that means that Martin could own the sounds that come out of my guitar. Granted, they truly are worthless, but it’s the principle, dammit!!

The 944 S2 schpitts on your “giant” 2.7 liter 4.

Great - an electric car that only makes right turns...

I don’t think that’s a real rear door - look at how badly it fits along the rear edge of the window and at the roofline. Looks almost like a bad photoshop job (although I’m assuming that the pic is undoctored). I’m betting it’s a two-door RR that they’re keeping under wraps in advance of a big announcement

That would be The Capitol in the background

Heinous - this trend of small, high-up rear windows, like someone just booted the cars arse up into the air, is an abomination. 

I’d say Dad will give him a clip ‘round the ear, but it looks like a bear or something got to the ear first

Mitch is a chinless hypocritical cunt - stop the presses

Photo finish :-)

If you look at the “exploded parts” pic, you see that the external “wheels” are wheel covers that fit closely into the ovoid fairings that fill the wheel arches, and that the actual wheels and tires are fully internal, and presumably have sufficient space under the fenders.

Cue knuckle-draggers posting videos of burning her (their!) CDs in protest, a la The Dixie Chicks. The conservative goons are nothing if not predictable. 

IT WILL NOT TRACK STRAIGHT AND IT WANDERS ON THE ROAD. IT IS DIFFICULT TO KEEP IT IN THE LANE WITHOUT A LOT OF CORRECTION. IT IS UNCOMFORTABLE....

You would think - unless you’re a cop in the US, then ignorance of the law is no hindrance to you enforcing such non-existant laws.

Give this man a seat in the Court - he demonstrates more patience and judgement than the current jackass

God, look at all the colors that were once available. Now, we’re stuck with black, white, gold/beige (calling it “champagne” doesn’t make it look less like cloudy piss), silver, and if we’re feeling really daring, red.

(Melanie thinks) “why must I touch this filthy clumsy animal?!”

God help us if she ever goes on the campaign trail in the South - her handlers with outfit her with some excellent Klan robes and a freshly starched white hood - isn’t this what the people wear down there?

sometime it looks like he is