I’m really coming to the conclusion that I was born about 60 years too late

966 looks to me like one of the threesome is getting the cold shoulder

Maybe its one go those books thats “read with one hand”. If I had the manual, I’d probably want some alone time...

It certainly looks very grounded to the ground....

“Omarosa Manigault Newman has borne witness.....”

But they have so much in common!! (mainly neither has seen his own dick in years)

He can embark on a new career as the WV State Coal Cleaner

I think Nichols Sparks is going to adapt this beautiful story. No word yet on what the novel will be called, but I’m going with:

Yeah - when I was rebuilding the TR6, I cracked the differential housing (no drain plug) and released the viscous green goo that had been in there for god knows how long. I love going into the garage and getting the mixed whiffs of an old car - leather, heat, gas (not too much, though), oil - but diff oil is just abso…

Nostalgia’s a hell of a drug

AWD isn’t a panacea - you won’t brake or corner any better than a 2 wheel drive car. Winter tires will outperform AWD almost every time

Alternative plan: have “DOUCHE” tattoo’d on your forehead, bank the rest of the cash. Same effect.

HOrNy Brett M Kavanaugh

Unfortunately, in this case, it is not the thought that counts at all!

Donny won’t come outright and withdraw Bart O’K’s nomination, he’ll tweet something oblique like “I prefer hound-dogs who don’t get caught”

Ol’ Chinless ain’t much of anything except a greasy dilettante desperate for Daddy’s approval while trying to garble adult noises around the silver spoon in his mouth

Clearly hysterical - typical (eye roll)

See? He’s in touch with his feminine side - at least this time, he’s not liquored up and trying to touch other feminine sides

I remember former Speaker John Boehner being referred to as a “lachrymose vomit-clown” - Bart O’K seems to fit this bill also.

Be still, my beating heart!! My Holy Grail/Massive Lotto Win/One slightly Worn Kidney For Sale car