Keep it down - the fucker might want to retire there

So much toxicity in one place - it’s a wonder the grass isn’t still brown

Ahem - the correct phrasing is, he can move on it like a bitch. That Donnie’s got quite the way with words

I’m looking forward to the roll of FEMA paper towel that’ll be winging its way to me after Florence passes through

Quite possibly

I thought Atonement was great - the whole misery of Dunkirk was way better done and more effective than Dunkirk, the movie all about Dunkirk

No you’re right about methanol poisoning and how to treat it - I’m just being a nit-picker about methanol =/= rubbing alcohol. Clearly I’m bored at work :(

Rubbing alcohol is propanol, not methanol

I’m with you. My 6s with 128GB is just about perfect size-wise. I’ll get a new battery while the cheap offer is still good ($29, AFAIK) and then keep it for as long as the software remains viable

So the just have to get Melanie, the “Be Best” Whisperer, to sniff around the senior staff and ferret out which one isn’t being best, et voila!!!

God, that top pic is horrifying - they’re like a pair of carnivores eying up their next meal

Ingenious! Thanks

Awesome. I’m just trying to figure out how the rear wheels were accessed on the roadside. The “before” pic shows some sort of cutout which would presumably allow access to the rear wheel hub, but in the “after” pics, there’s no sign of such a removable panel

Nice car, but way TMI...

Catches the “Op-Ed Bandit”and frees up Ivanka for some solid staffing. I would call that a win-win

The Jared and Ivanka Mysteries - a series of screwball buddy movies, where a hilarious married duo solve political puzzles, while guzzling cocktails, swapping witty double entendres, stealing kisses and generally raising Cain in the stuffy halls of Washington, all while artfully dodging the clammy gropes of Ivankas…

Call it the DC Diaper, cos it’s routinely loaded with shite

Hm - I’m surprised Donnie hasn’t told Melanie to blonde-up her hair, like a proper Trump women. I guess if the only Trumpette who really matters to him (Ivanka) is blonde, it’s all good.

Damn, why does Junior always look so greasy? How does he stop his clammy fingers from sliding off the keyboard?

Looks like every other tall-arsed crossover out there. Yawn...