There’s shit in pipes under the street

Can’t be done without massive interruption - there are large sewer lines or something right under the asphalt. Similarly, raising the bridge would require regrading the rail lines for some significant distance either side of the bridge

Nah, they’d just administer daily enemas until he toed the line

Ram trucks have always screamed “douche” to me

Alex Jones, finally getting documentary proof of the New World Order and the Illuminati, was trying to get the info to Faux News

Kind of hard to compare dick size when neither of them could find his dick with a flashlight and a map. This “alpha bro-down" is about as burly as two bicycle racers throwing down - youtube will show you what I mean.

So it’s Donnie’s comments about Jeff Beauregard that are degrading the nation.....none of the myriad other stuff. Gotcha

was “Kampala Harris” a typo, autocorrect, or something else?

E28 M5 FTW

stay classy, Pennsyltucky

I think you’re assigning way too much significance to whatever difference in meaning there might be between “fast” and “quick”. The headline talks about the fastest lap in F1 history, which encompasses all of F1, including the short and long tracks. Given that there’s no “standard track length”, any interpretation of…

You may have been confused. I suspect that the rest of us understood it correctly. 

Given his diet, I’d say early November (right after election time)

That’s what Eric would say. The Dumb, it burns bright in that one...

Not really - the sheer magnitude, in terms of momentum, kinetic energy, what have you, of a moving body of air so greatly exceeds the mass of pretty much any sailboat that, regardless of the speed it attained, it wouldn’t get anywhere near the total amount of energy available

I never knew such a thing existed - that’s simply beautiful

Same in NY - my ‘72 TR6 came with a transferable registration. Apparently car past a certain age and boats don’t get titles. However, the bill of sale and the NY registration was enough to get a PA title

Yum!

Not especially. You?

The one thing it wasn’t was “wreckless”. It was, however, somewhat reckless