You missed a chance at a great headline:

Sweet mercy! I was utterly unprepared for that. Wow.

Here are some of mine

Full scale pilots need to step up their game...

I don't know how Roberts/Lovett could surprise anyone in the wake of Ocasek/Porizkova:

Good lord, how is "Caution slow for dangerous jump" not included in any of those co drivers pace notes?

I would rather have this track dryer from daytona

Good head room though.

He reportedly complained about the G35's abysmal rear legroom before losing consciousness.

I'll just leave this here

I have a 60hp Saxo 1.1 and it's a blast to drive. The only problem is that it doesn't like to keep all 4 wheels to the ground...

I'm not sure if it's funny, but I exhaled out of my nose with more force than usual.

Sheesh, it's the damn Indy 500. Every news organization on the planet spoiled it the minute it was over and somehow you thought reloading a CAR BLOG would be safe?!

Fucking hipsters.

The base engine is naturally aspirated with 52 ponies (52 ponies actually live inside the engine)

Ever since I was a wee lad of 8 or so, I have wanted one of these:

He actually confronted that bit on his own show. It leads to a pretty interesting discussion.

If it doesn't look like this: