• Healthy helping of Bourbon or Rye

Our government can't even figure out how a budget works, and the President during 9/11 now spends his days painting his pets. Honestly, this country can't even keep The Bachelor results secret, these truthers are greatly overestimating our governments capabilities.

This one is pretty good!

Pretty sure this DID come to fruition...

I don't think it gets any better than this.

I tried to post this one a few weeks ago after it happened but I can't figure out how to get things noticed on Kinja. It should be on this list!

I would nominate this for both the people in the gazebo and the balls on the damn camera guy, Rich White!!!!

Obligatory

Volga V12. Rebodied BMW 850i from Russia.

What?! It's a "modified" 911…

I recommend starting at 8:09 for hilarious music and helicopter scene.

Porsche's Gruppe B concept was absurdly far-fetched when it was unveiled, moving the basic 911 idea to the edge of contemporary capability.

Porsche 918 Spyder.

Utterly dickhead move. But am I seeing this correctly — does he unlock the brakes and just glancingly collide with the stopped car? I have to hand it to the dickhead. He has good reflexes.

When I read the headline I thought this post was gonna be about Rob Ford doing Coke.

From a bicycle enthusiast's standpoint, I am still stammering to where I can't form proper sentences, but when I am able to fully formulate my thoughts into words, I will be able to write a short essay on how these suck ass, even for e-bikes.

mmmmmm Bertone Spec Racing sounds like a great idea.

Damn it! This is not how I wanted to see my hometown make the front page of Jalopnik :(

...and to hear the lamentations of their tires.