A pretty white girl just “trying”, shame they haven’t built a shrine to her yet!!!!!!!

I remember Malone in 97, was not still an embryo during Bird’s run in 85, and was too young to remember anything before Barkley in 93, wasn’t the Mayor of Sactown KJ the only reason the Suns made it a competitive series???

That gif is like a bad Def Comedy joke.

UGGHH, I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt but that sounds pretty fucked up, like Jimmy the Greek fucked up.

LBJ nut huggers can be annoying, but this sudden outbreak of Steph Curry worshippers maybe worse. He’s a great shooter, but anyone that thinks he’s the best player in the league is kind of dumb. Someone on espn made a point about when was the last time an MVP played this bad/mediocre in the finals. Before people say…

He has, but to be fair he’s from fucking Minnesota, so Homerism may not be the word. But I would love to hear what excuse he has for the Warriors losing this game, I mean LBJ literally bitch smacked the “greatest team statically ever” (his words) at home, where they’ve only lost what 3 games all year??

Don’t you mean Kevin “I’d go gay for Curry or Thompson” Draper???????

I wonder what Riley Curry’s expert analyst is????

Shouldn’t be writing articles about how shitty every restaurant customer is?? Or you too busy talking shit about how Spanish is a “GHETTO LANGUAGE” or minorities are shitty tippers??? Again explain to me how going small won them this game or how a 4 point lead is insurmountable?????

“Put there money where there mouth is”, let me guess you preordered you’re tix for the entourage movie 2 months ago. Yes GS playing in the better conference is why they won, that’s why Miami won the last 2 of 3 NBA titles “the EAST WAS STRONGER!!!!!!!”. If you have deeper bench and more qualitly starters you usually…

Deadspin entourage who’s the Drama/E/turtle/Vince on staff? I know Drew is Ari and Samir is his Lloyd.

Bigger sports boner Kevin for the Warriors or Greg For Arsenal????

Wow man I’m to lazy to look up the proper spelling of an uncommon last name , too bad I’m not a genius like you and didn’t use google. Yah he’s a choker he goes for over 44 8 6, and looses in OT to team that is on paper/metrically one of the best in recent history. I’m pretty sure somewhere there’s a buzz that needs…

You make that all up by yourself, if so pretty original!!!!! You should think about comedy writing as career.

You could be right, but like I said earlier “going small” was not their secret weapon. Having quality depth has probably been their ace in the hole all season. Going to Mozghav down the stretch was also a risky gambit on the Cavs part.

Yeezus christ, “going small” was not the reason the Warriors won tonight, it was because Kyrie got hurt again. I know you have a bigger boner for the Warriors than Josh Duggar has for hist little sisters, but come on man. Also I’m not sure the entire west coast could’ve handled the earthquake that would have happened…

How much does Peyton have to pay when he miss fires and shits the bed every postseason?

Actually CA Denver is getting expensive as Fuck (not San Francisco/New York/Austin bad, but it’s catching up quick-thank you post grad pot heads whose parents still pay their rent!!!), Cheery Creek is also the most expensive school district outside of maybe Douglas County schools.

Come on Arianna, it’s called nitrous and it’s awesome to do while tripping/rolling balls. I know you make shitty music, you don’t have to do shitty drugs.

I’m glad you’re secure in your own ignorance, that’s quite refreshing.