Yah he’s hawking goo punch outside in the parking lot.

I heard Kendall Gill will be singing autographs at the Comic Book Store this Saturday.

Funny thing is Duke is Kentucky lite, they are loaded w/ freshman lottery picks that will probably leave after this season. Coach K has been investigated for recruiting violations, and his players have been rumored to accept gifts and cash from agents (Boozer, Duhon, Jay williams). I didn’t have a horse in this raise…

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The results, published this month in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology, gives nonsmokers with weed-using friends reason to breathe easy. The scientists found urine levels of this metabolite surpassed typically detectable levels (50 nanogram per milliliter) in only one experiment participant, and this happened…

I don’t care if he smokes weed, he can smoke all the weed he wants, but he shouldn’t bitch about suspensions or act like a martyr if he can’t follow simple fucking rules. I love your liberal white guilt in number 3, most people get fired from their jobs if they fail drug test, guy has had every opportunity to play if…

Fun Fact, first thing Matty did w/ his singing bonus was buy his now wife a new set of tits. Fun Fact 2 while in college his now wive took Knowshon Moreno to her sorority formal to piss him off bc he may/or may not of cheated on her during spring break.

Yes, anyone in relatively good shape should be able to pass, the mile and half time should be around 10mins if they really wanted to weed out the riff raff.

Great rebuttal, 4 is a laugh riot bc I could ask you the same thing, again he’s a fucking moron if he quit for 45 days he would never be in this situation, if he quit after he got caught he would never be in this situation. He choose to be a pro football player if he wanted to he inherit his wealth or be a…

But Josh Gordon has a fucking problem, it’s called being a fucking moron. If you can’t quit for 45 days max you’re fucking stupid as fuck, seriously you suck at life and don’t deserve to be a multi millionaire. Also the “Secondhand smoke” excuse further proves what a dipshit he really is, it’s impossible to fail a…

I’m not, I assume the guy who wrote this email is not too smart/hasn’t been to many places. Further evidence is his awesome “If he were a single guy I could see it being understandable” line.

Yahoo sports, no really.

I thought this video was going to show Steph stealing Chris' vaunted punch in the balls move, gladly disappointed.

Why Dallas, every reality tv show based there sucks (Bravo remember Dallas Social? Good bc no one does).

Totems refer to giant poles dude bros use to display their alma mater or state flag, in other news there are an abundance of douche bags from colorado and at the University of Wisconsin.

Family reunions, they can be a lot a fun and you get a t shirt!!!!!!!

Classiest fans in all of Baseball!!! Maybe even the most classist too. Dreading the 5 "But he's probably not even a real Cardinals fan" replies.

That was awesome, honestly the whole larry bird saga was genius, I could honestly watch a chairs spinoff for days.

I have family in Lower Merion, no way I'm I stupid enough to put the best WR in Colts history on this list (I won't even misspell his name that's how impressed I am by his "alleged" murder skills).