It's funny to me that Jim gets all the blame from fans when it's becoming increasingly clearer to me that Jeanie's the stupid one.

Eh, I would have done the same thing, except for the part where he didn't pass out after seeing all the blood

Oh c'mon. It's UFC, the blood was fake.

"Sigh, I get older, he stays the same age. Come on Dad you're drunk."

Tee hee hee, making fun of poor people is adorable!

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

Geez. If these are indeed Goodell's real thoughts, he must be dumber than anyone's imagined.

"How much money would that have cost us?"

When you're smoking/drinking/etc you are acknowledging and consenting to the harm you are doing to yourself. When you eat fast food, GMOs, and other "foods" that big corporations try to pass off as healthy, you are being deceived and lied to. Your health choices are no longer yours to make. It's not like people who…

I agree. Unless I'm hungover. Then it's Sprite all the way.

Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

The obsession isn't limited to current players. Even in retirement, Chipper Jones also excessively overindulges on apps.

Anonymous NBA sources:

Blythe did NONE of the things you describe. Zero. Nada. Zilch. She reviewed books. There is no evidence anywhere that she bullied or stalked authors. There are, however, multiple authors who've made a point of saying that even though Blythe gave them scathing, one star reviews, they developed relationships of respect…

Delusional, really? Could a person suffering from delusions carefully shade in a huge, perfectly identical, "TMZ" logo on each page?

He's not delusional he's just fucking stupid which is why he still can't figure out how to pull the pin on his tattoo and commit suicide.

The guy playing Penguin is definitely the number one sociopath on network TV right now. You can't name a better nutcase. LOL.

I have always been a ridiculously fervent Friends fan. I once literally bumped into Lisa Kudrow in an airport bathroom and instead of saying "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" I just stared at her for a few seconds and instead said "I LOVE YOU!" And then I ran away without using the bathroom.

Seeing what became of him. I am very glad he didnt go to USC

"The house is 300 feet away from Helen Keller Elementary School."