Thanks CEO of Straight Hoops!

Timely response!

Can't help with the soup but I have a recipe for that feces pie in that back

...get off my website

....how fucking old are the Jezebel writers? I always assumed they were women in their 20s and 30s but given that all these photos seem to indicate their fathers were in their 30s and 40s during the 1960s I'm really confused now

He's like your mother

that's hilarious! where did you find this?

comment of the millenium

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I've never taken a corner kick in my life but I feel like I could probably put it in in the thousands of square meters area that represents the field of play unlike Rooney

That's called soccer

I prefer the 2001 version when they try to present a 50+ year old Glenn Close as a young hottie

Appropriate shot to not show any teammates near Lundqvist as it was all night

GUYS see what happens with Obama in charge ^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Rangers should get some players to form a team around Lundqvist

Deadspin is your soccer blog?

Typical Greg Howard snarky non-response to a supporter of this website just pointing out a small complaint. I bet when one of your family member's tells you a story about how a customer service agent wronged them you say "damn fuck them" but here you are, always treating the people that support you and make your job…

I'm a World Cup fan, have watched every minute of every game so far, but is Deadspin going to post every goal of the world cup as an individual article? Or even multiple articles on the same goal? Isn't that what the open threads are for? You can't even read any other of today's content because it's now just all…

My new name is cUnTNiggerdeath. Respect it.

Nah. That's not a thing you get to decide.