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Peek. You’re a fucking newspaper.

Maybe the Meg is Aunt Pripyat’s furnished parlor?

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

Oh Tiffy no.

That’s really wonderful news. I’ve always had the desire that Detroit would come back in a big way and I’ve been hearing encouraging things. I would never have thought of Omaha, Nebraska as an up and comer. You’ve made my day brighter; thank you.

Nope.  I’ve been veggie for 25+ years, and I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT the audience for this. As are most of my veg/vegan friends. We ate the HELL out of Impossible burgers at a BBQ this weekend.

I live in Champaign, IL.  I *gasp* own a home.  And it ain’t a McMansion - it was built in 1897.  I live close to a small thriving downtown with TONS of stuff to do.  Not as much as huge cities, but I also live 2 hours from Indianapolis, Chicago, and Saint Louis.  There’s nothing New York has that I can’t get from a…

I’m a 30-year-old man with two kids. I’ve got a mortgage and everything.

That’s not happiness to see New Orleans.

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Sir, how dare you question my credentials, sir!

Paddack felt like he deserved the award and had been snubbed. We know this because he came right out and said so.

“Who gets Cersei?”

The show is dark and full of errors? Ehh????

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

Counterpoint: We’re talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs, so it has nothing to do with Canada anyway.

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”