None of Diana’s posts are “TL” and if you “DR” for the love of fuck, don’t comment.

I’m so glad I’m old and married, because these dating apps sound like a goddamn nightmare. 

Apropos:

She’s also a major philanthropist and doesn’t get enough credit for it. She’s donating her time as well as hundreds of thousands of dollars to the ACLU, City Harvest and Times Up instead of just “signal boosting” like lots of celebs.

Yep Yep Yep.

at which the skaters were each awarded £100 for winning the “Worst Slam” category.

Leeds

LEEDS!

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

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“Mmm, that is a one-way trip to Flavortown right there!

Adjacent to the e-mail of the week, does anyone deploy a preemptive flush (a camo-flush, if you will) to mask the sound of a boisterous dump, especially if the stalls on either side are occupied?

1. The

They just needed more refractory time.

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

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I actually just finished a Splinter post about how much I hate this woman, and her intense hate for people that aren’t rich like her. The abject greed that someone like her engages in disgusts me to no end; there is never enough money, there is never a case where she can let well enough alone.

Have you seen the video of the altercation? You were right to think he’d face no consequences of any significance.

Alright, we get it. It’s an ESPN metaphor.