staff “cooked up the food” and then let employees eat it after filming concluded.

The vast majority of people “from St. Louis” don’t actually live in St. Louis City. The city boundaries are tiny compared to its metro. He did grow up in St. Louis County, and there are actually talks of a County/City merger. You can get to the Blues stadium from Oakville in under 20 minutes.

The idea that white nationalists are being spurred into anti-Semitic attacks by the rhetoric of a Syrian, Muslim immigrant who wears a hijab and hates Donald Trump is one of the most impressive mental gymnastics that boneheaded Republicans like Meghan McCain perform.

Jesus, this sentence...

I’m 29 years old. I know a lot of people would roll their eyes at me saying “I feel old,” but holy shit—it really hit me hard that someone wrote into Funbag asking how people planned road trips pre-Internet. One of my favorite childhood memories is my father missing his exit, screaming out curse words and my mother…

Agreed. Dany falling into that Euron trap was so god damn stupid. Tyrion, Jon and Varys are supposed to be highly intelligent and battle savvy. Tyrion basically single-handedly destroyed Stannis’ forces. Varys has his little birds all across the kingdom. But they don’t see that coming?? C’mon.

Just Google “Baylor,” dude. You’ll understand. 

That’s a hell of a byline, man.

Samer is the worst writer working for Gizmodo and I’ve been grayed to hell forever because I always point out stupid shit in his articles.

I have always done this to mix salads because I don’t own typical salad tossers or a salad spinner.

One day all of the hipster doofuses who moved to NYC to be cool will realize that, as our world gets more and more globalized, the draw of giant cities become more and more banal. Guess what? There’s great food and entertainment in places where you can actually afford to live! It’s real, folks!

An extended dragon battle with John Snow wielding some kind of dragon glass would have been cool and actually logical.

do you mean the movie where the elf swings around on elephants counting his kills aloud, or where the dwarf asks the man to shot put him at the orcish hordes and survives?

I’m just so confused. If the end of this story arc is that the Night King is slayed just in the nick of time by Arya, there are SO MANY other ways they could’ve gone about that instead of her flying through the air like she’s an NBA mascot dunking with a small trampoline. I was shocked by this, and even giggled a…

Mike Trout: the greatest player that no one ever watched.

It says a lot about her that this particular event is so fresh in her mind and that she acts like THIS is the pinnacle of evil. Think about all of the other horrific acts that have occurred since 2013, specifically by gun-wielding white men, that only get a “thoughts and prayers.” But these two Muslim guys??? THEY…

Sadly, you’re going to have a hard time finding people interested in being corrections officers whose motive lies outside of “I get to fuck with these people and no one can do anything about it.”

TL;DR

Trust me, every American who lives outside of Alabama and Mississippi does in fact know that these places are essentially third-world countries.